Photo Post Wed, Sep. 17, 2014 20,166 notes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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Video Post Wed, Sep. 17, 2014 338,086 notes

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

(via rhyse)




Text Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 43,885 notes

fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

image

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Video Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 110,500 notes

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Video Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 177,006 notes

sherlockspeare:

(X)

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Photo Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 25,299 notes

supersmashkev:

ENOUGH LOL

supersmashkev:

ENOUGH LOL

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via westbor0baptistchurch)




Text Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 40,309 notes

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

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Text Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 268,681 notes

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

image

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)






Text Post Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 75,990 notes

To be a man

tornadoesoup:

achillesdflandres:

you don’t need

  • to bind your breasts
  • outie genitals
  • a superiority complex
  • butt hair

you do need

  • to be as swift as a coursing river
  • with all the force of a great typhoon
  • with all the strength of a raging fire
  • mysterious as the dark side of the moon

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET

(via didsdoes)






Text Post Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 119,247 notes

terminallycheesy:

forfuturereferenceonly:

ohio-is4-lovers:

a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas

Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s really disrespectful. Also glorification of porn? Not only it displays submissive/dominant interactions in sexual exchange, it also underrepresents asexual individuals. 

Looks like someone didn’t get any fistmas presents this year.

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